You Cannot Be Serious

You Cannot Be Serious

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Episode's summary

The speakers discuss the irony of historical tourism in Germany and Russia, contrasting it with the social ostracization of the 'Pullman Five' AFL players. They also critique the AFL's decision to discontinue opening round games at the MCG and the perceived lack of self-awareness in women's football administration. The conversation continues with a criticism of Australian rules football management, arguing that recent changes to traditions and scheduling are alienating long-term supporters. The episode also covers the auction of Ron Barassi's memorabilia collection and concludes with an announcement regarding an upcoming film festival.

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Highlights

the whole of the tourist industry in those three places I mentioned are based on the Third Reich and Hitler's influence in Germany in the middle of last century.

00:01:33 · The speaker points out the contradiction between the social prohibition of Nazi symbols and the economic reliance on Nazi-related tourism.

They have been thrown under the bus. And where are the civil libertarians or where are the pro bono lawyers who might act on their behalf

00:04:36 · The speaker expresses outrage over the lack of legal support for the players facing social and professional consequences.

They have banned the sale of their jumpers in the memorabilia stores of the AFL because they stayed out till five o'clock one morning

00:07:55 · The speaker highlights the AFL's decision to ban merchandise for specific players as an extreme disciplinary measure.

if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

00:16:37 · The speaker uses this proverb to argue against changing the successful opening round format in the AFL.

I've got my film festival coming up in about a month, and I don't know if anyone out there, we just need a second venue

00:22:32 · The speaker uses the end of the segment to seek a venue for his upcoming film festival.

Episodes

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Episode 385 - Part 2 - Illogical AFL

The speakers discuss the irony of historical tourism in Germany and Russia, contrasting it with the social ostracization of the 'Pullman Five' AFL players. They also critique the AFL's decision to discontinue opening round games at the MCG and the perceived lack of self-awareness in women's football administration. The conversation continues with a criticism of Australian rules football management, arguing that recent changes to traditions and scheduling are alienating long-term supporters. The episode also covers the auction of Ron Barassi's memorabilia collection and concludes with an announcement regarding an upcoming film festival.

28 Oct 2026
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Episode 385 - Part 1 - UPDATED Political Wrap

The speakers address recent podcast personnel updates, clarifying that Wayne Carey has not resigned, before moving into a discussion on rising political tensions and the attack on Victorian politician Helen Haynes. The conversation explores the impact of radical Islamism on Australian society and examines various social and political issues. The episode further covers government corruption rankings, the economic impact of wind farming, and new drug testing policies in the AFL. Finally, the hosts discuss scandals within the Greens Party, religious tragedies in Kenya, and the growing influence of One Nation in upcoming Victorian elections.

28 Oct 2026
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Episode 384 - Renewables, Terror, Corruption

The speakers address recent podcast personnel changes, clarifying that Wayne Carey did not resign, before moving into discussions on rising political violence and radicalism in Europe and Australia. The conversation explores the challenges of social integration, the impact of radical Islamism, and the economic concerns surrounding wind farming. The episode also covers various political scandals, including corruption rankings in Australia and internal conflicts within the Greens Party. Additionally, the hosts debate AFL drug testing policies and reflect on significant global events, such as a religious cult tragedy in Kenya and the political trajectory of One Nation.

21 Oct 2026
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Episode 383 - Red Meat

The speaker addresses his decision to stop hosting with Wayne Carey, citing the difficulty of discussing controversial topics without media attacks. The episode covers a wide range of social and political issues in Australia and abroad, including crime rates, migration, and recent scandals within the Sydney Swans. The discussion further explores the impact of cancel culture on public figures, inequities in the legal system, and drug use in professional sports. The conversation concludes with an analysis of global politics, covering unrest in France, the rise of nationalist leaders, and debates surrounding national identity and taxation.

14 Oct 2026
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Episode 382 - Part 2 - Ian Cook

The host welcomes Ian Cook, an independent candidate for the seat of Mulgrave, to discuss his experiences as a victim of alleged corruption by the former Andrews government. Cook details how his food distribution business was driven out of business through orchestrated legal charges and council interference. Cook argues that this culture of corruption has spread across federal, state, and local levels, impacting infrastructure and public safety in Victoria. He outlines his motivations for running as an independent, his views on various political parties, and the personal sacrifices made during his long-standing fight against alleged government misconduct.

07 Oct 2026